
i’m the twink
i’m the build-a-bear employee
Im the Shop
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
This is the principle behind medieval jesters
If you’re in a relationship, and you are afraid to tell your friends about something that your partner did to you because you are afraid they will think badly of your partner, that’s a red flag.
Some Asshole: You can’t be! Truly yourself! If you’re on medication! It’s changing the Real You™!
Me: if the real me is going to lie on the floor for 3 weeks and try to drown herself in the river I don’t want to know her, Barbara
how morally corrupt is your 19th century love interest on a scale of “aloof rich guy who doesn’t know how to express his feelings” to “has a secret wife in the attic” and “tries to dig up your grave so he can embrace your dead body”
the thing I enjoy most about this post is that digging up a grave to embrace a dead body is only like. the eighth worst thing heathcliff ever did.
Btw if u cannot tell the difference between a man’s art and pornography he’s not an artist
Personally disagree but whatevs
Didn’t ask
me: *watch Love, Simon*
message appears:
“you’re now Exalted with The Gays”
“transmed cishet” oh? you mean a transphobe? you mean a normal cis person? you mean a regular ass cis person who thinks they have any right to an opinion about trans people? tell me more