pussysoupforthesoul:

ladyshinga:

I
used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but
honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all
day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or
food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK,
like. I’d be all right with it.

white ppl: lol human zoos?? what a crazy made up concept! sounds fun! sign me up! lmao

black ppl:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

internalcumbustionengine:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

giantscottbakula:

princessdawnauroreon:

officialfist:

princessdawnauroreon:

most-definitely-human:

boomjob:

hannahlady:

boomjob:

boomjob:

Ways people draw elf ears:

  • Slightly pointy
  • Very pointy
  • Triangles
  • Stitch ears

oh You Know

world of warcraft impossible ears

OH YOU KNOW

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

You are all like little babies

watch this

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you made this post a lot worse thanks

you’re welcome

aliceangels:

forevertrueblue:

Bert and Ernie have been written as a gay couple, but Sesame Workshop has confirmed Muppets aren’t sexual. Based on this evidence, we can conclude that the two of them are asexuals in a homoromantic relationship. In this essay I will

They said “muppets aren’t sexual” because they view being gay as a sexual thing jesus fucking christ do you hear yourself? It’s fucking homophobia. The writer based Bert and Ernie off of his own relationship with his late partner, what a way to fucking spit on the both of them. Sesame workshop can eat shit and so can you.

If your response to homopobia is “WELL THEN MAKE THEM ACE XD” you need to fucking ask yourself why you’re so deeply bigoted and view being gay as inherently sexual.

But also, yeah let’s not pretend that desexualisation of gay men to rob them of their agency has been a thing that’s happened for decades. Also I love how suddenly everyone’s crying “but THINK OF THE CHILDREN” when no one ever raises an eyebrow at the multiple times its implied kermit and miss piggy fuck.

Because ofc as always the sexuality of straights never get questioned but whenever gay people get brought up, suddenly it’s a sexual topic.