god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood
Category: Non classé
Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.
Oh wow these girls are brilliant.
These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
I wonder how long it took to practice this shit
DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY
i just want to zip back in time and show this video to Bach like look at this shit some day hundreds of years in the future there will be a gigantic flat piano made of lightning and processed dinosaur juice and two future girls will be so passionate and talented that they play your song by dancing it out and people all over the world will see it and be so fucking excited isn’t that the coolest thing ever
DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION: CLASSICAL
white women get so hurt when non white women talk abt european standards of beauty and realize that white women aren’t the epitome of beauty and then they go ‘wow so much for women supporting women’ like why should i support standards that made me feel ugly for the majority of my life?why should i care abt you getting upset over some text post on a website when you have a bunch of magazines that validate you?if you really believed in women supporting women you’d understand why those posts are being made and the context behind them and you’d scroll past it without adding some unneeded comment abt how your feelings are hurt but it’s very obvious you throw that phrase around to make non white women feel bad for making you feel uncomfortable and not bc you support the meaning behind it
Now, this might sound really corrupt, but I think in some ways, the stereotypes that surround lesbians set me up for a lot of disappointment – in media and mainstream lgtbq culture there’s this stereotype of mean, nasty lesbians who don’t shave, who hate men, who are butch, and who reject all social normalcy in order to embrace a full-fledged dykehood that’s filled with the outdoors, social involvement, and the unashamed love of women. Instead, rarely do millennial girls and young women even identify as lesbians (wlw, sapphic, girls who like girls), and if they do, they adamantly deny any ties to radical lesbian culture, they cling to femininity as if their life depends on it despite being cosmopolitan white girls with good home lives at zero risk of blowback, they run “sapphic” blogs that celebrate conventionally attractive women while disowning all the ugly “others.” In online lesbian circles, the term “butch” means a girl who maybe has short hair but still wears makeup, shaves, and passes the “are you an acceptable woman” benchmark with flying colors – the real butches, bois, and bulldykes are the ones who fall victim to Autostraddle thinkpieces about the “privilege” of masculinity. Every day, I’m bombarded with quirky sapphic messages telling me it’s okay to be “cute, soft, and gentle” despite that being exactly what’s been expected of me my whole life. This message has traumatized me and other girls for the entirety of our childhoods – how is this progressive? I’m told that “lesbians are so pure, angelic, ethereal” on the same blog that insinuates all butch women are predators seeking to violate sapphic safe spaces with their “masculine energy.” I don’t know, maybe it’s wrong of me, but I want the “bad lesbians,” the ones who are ugly, strong, unafraid, complex, butch, brown, black, and society’s enemy. I want the u-haulers and butches with seven cats, I want the women who love and fuck and fight and get their hands dirty, I want poor dykes and tired dykes – I want the dykes, not the sapphics.
sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
your body, aka your meatsona
broke: an out of body experience
woke: yeetsona from the meatsona



