i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal
oops
do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??
NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.
yo @ my german followers: remember those times during the end of the school year where the teachers run out of ideas on how to properly end the year so they propose having breakfast in class and everyone agrees because no one can think of something else (and also, food) but then the actual breakfast takes place and everyone is happy until someone says “kannst du mir mal bitte die nutella geben?” and team “das nutella” lose their shit?
all pedophiles are manipulators. all of them. there is no such thing as a good pedophile. the fact these so called “good” pedophiles do everything in their power to justify their beliefs n find every way to demonize ppl who rightfully hate them clearly demonstrates just how manipulative these freaks are???? they say shit like “criminalizing pedophilia is the direct cause of csa so if u hate pedophiles ur the reason children get abused” that is literal fucking gaslighting. they don’t care about children. in fact they WANT to hurt children. that’s the whole reason they’re pedophiles in the first place. it doesn’t matter how much “self restraint” u think they have. theyre still sexual predators n their attraction to children should be enough to see that. don’t fall for their tricks. don’t sympathize with them especially if ur a minor. they do not care about u, they don’t care about children. all they care about is avoiding punishment. these ppl deserve nothing but hell.
one more 3 am hot take.. pedophilia is not an orientation nor is it a mental illness nor is it inherently part of someone’s psyche. pedophiles simply desire power and control and want to abuse someone who can’t fight back. that’s their fantasy. if a pedophile tells you they “love” children romantically and sexually they are a disgusting liar trying to justify their crimes.
