of all the hp animals to reveal as having actually been a human, why nagini and not mrs norris?
Category: Non classé
in five more years it’ll be revealed that crookshanks was actually a gay disabled man, and trevor was secretly a trans lesbian
god made me a lesbian because men dont deserve me
i was at rehearsal today and i was talking to these girls and the conversation got around to “who would you go gay for?” and one girl listed like ten women i was like… honey
they call me dumb because i’m stupid
We really need to start making older men AFRAID of seeing girls in their late teens as potential partners.
‘But she’s so emotionally mature’
No NONCE she ain’t!!!!! ‘Emotionally mature’ compared to what? She’s a baby!!! Her willingness to carry YOUR bullshit and nurse your ego is not emotional maturity!
Men are just scared to date women their own age bc they are so transparently fucking pathetic and selfish and utterly undesirable and know that women w more life experience will recognise those things about them immediately. Fucking losers
I can play this over, and over, and over, and over, and over again
This shit is literally like a scene from a late ‘80s/early ‘90s PG-rated kids’ movie brought to life
