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soloveitchik:

layallyourlove:

princess-midna-of-twilight:

hatingongodot:

designatedtrash:

mitzvots:

priestlys-mohawk:

mitzvots:

it is truly awful and evil that there are millions of young girls being told that covering any imperfection in their skin and lengthening their eyelashes so as to better frame their face and trying desperately to hide the natural shape of their nose is art. that this learned practice of picking out everything you’ve been taught to hate about yourself and systematically concealing or altering these things so as to make yourself more appealing is “a form of art”. there is nothing creative about the need to ~Be Beautiful~ at the expense of being yourself

Or just let people do what makes them happy

or become literate

Buddy, I wear this shit because it makes me feel fucking bomb. Yeah, I have a lot of insecurities about myself, but makeup helps with that shit. I don’t feel absolutely fucking awful without it, but lemme tell you, when I wear that shit, I feel like a true queen. It’s something I’m good at, and yes the idea that it’s necessary to beauty is toxic, but I and millions of other people enjoy it, so how about hopping off our fucking dicks, mkay?

im literally begging you to learn how to read

So here’s the thing

Without makeup, no one has shimmerimg skin, golden eyelids, fat black lashes that go on for days, ruby red lips, none of it. If anyone was born looking like that, doctors would think something was wrong with them. It’s decoration. What you look like and how you feel about yourself is unrelated to how you choose to decorate your face and body.

What you’re saying is the equivalent of, “everyone should wear grey baggy clothes because it’s just appalling you’d buy form fitting colorful patterns that flatter your figure for so much money”

please acquire some fucking reading comprehension and realize that correctly stating that makeup is a tool of women’s oppression that feeds off their insecurities and punishes women who don’t conform is not shaming women for wearing or enjoying makeup it’s criticizing a larger problem

I feel bad for you because literally every reply on this post is fucking atrocious

moshgoblin:

hobgoblinhero:

moshgoblin:

moshgoblin:

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”

sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground

Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name

you’re the only valid person on this fucking website

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

You can become invisible whenever you want BUT you can’t control when it stops, do you take the deal ?

oh, interesting question here!

mh, i guess it depends on what kind of activities you would use your invisibility for. like, if you wanted to commit crimes, it would probably be best to avoid it lmao

but im no criminal so i mostly would use it to avoid my old highschool classmates in the supermarket or like,,,, going home safely at night,,,, or play tricks on people OR TO RECREATE THE “on me voit, on me voit plus, là on me voit un peu, là on me voit plus” iconic scene from Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre tbh so i think i would take it, but like, while being chill about it

tell me in anon what you would have chosen and why!!