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gazouillisclaquant:

hiraelle:

hugealienpie:

jewishtango:

jewishtango:

them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt

them: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its that

them: hey so what gender are you

me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69

@gazouillisclaquant

that’s it you found the ultimate gender post, thank you

dick–wagon:

sugarskooma:

dick–wagon:

Any and all fetishization or romanticizing of death is bad

incorrect

This is the exception

toadprince:

Whenever you bottoms go out in public with your partner you HAVE to wear a really cool shirt so whenever someone says “I like your top” your partner can say “thanks!”

softbutchcowboy:

what straight men think i do: time for another day of hating men! [straps on my man hating Dyke Boots and my man hating Dyke Flannel and steals all their girlfriends] i hate men!

what i really do: time for another day of loving women! [straps on my woman loving Dyke Boots and my woman loving Dyke Flannel and smooches my girlfriend] also im fine with being friends with men if they’re cool but most of them are super irritating and bring it on themselves so i say i hate men bc its easier than saying i hate toxic and fragile masculinity and homophobia

bunjywunjy:

publicschoolstories:

There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school.
HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE.
A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

whoever they are they’re my hero

mmoxie:

jokelesbian:

siobhanblank:

Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath

wh
when is lust

october

dykeofsuburbia:

matilda remake where ms honey is a butch lesbian and the antagonist is a hyperfeminine straight woman

tylerjoxeph:

i just want to make it clear that i use ‘yall’ cause it’s a gender neutral term, i dont want any of you to think im southern. please don’t think of me like that.

presidentbee:

69shadesofgray:

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

Clementine Anxiety Attack

kramergate:

me: jk rowling said something kinda weird again heres a post joking about it

at least two dozen adults that list their occupation on facebook as ‘hogwarts student’: i hope you are ready for eight paragraphs of me defending a woman richer than god against a toothless attack shell never read. i hope you are ready to get called a muggle over and over again little man.