lesbwian:

All lesbians do is loving women and looking at the moon

stilllearning90:

It’s very telling when non-Black people jump at the chance to call another Black person out for their anti-Blackness and wrongful doings yet stay quiet when their communities do the same thing. This is how I know they get enjoyment out of the downfall of Black people especially Black celebrities. They literally do not have the same energy when it comes to their own and it shows through the amount of protecting they do on the behalf of said people but at our expense. And that says alot.

ironicdavestrider:

raygender:

ironicdavestrider:

Let’s play another round of Who Has the Biggest Victim Complex?:

• A. neurotypical people
• B. white people
• C. straight people
• D. cis people

but what about men?

for once “but what about men” was a phenomenal addition to one of my posts and I applaud you

absolutelad:

dankmunchkin:

drummerpreference:

stxnlee:

tilthat:

TIL of the Cathars – a medieval christian sect that condemned war and capital punishment; believed in reincarnation, two gods of good and evil and largely endorsed gender equality. They were annihilated by the Catholic Church.

via reddit.com

If you don’t believe in a singular God and heaven/hell … homie you ain’t Christian

this post acts like they were all well and good and the Evil Catholic Church™️ destroyed them… what they believed was heresy.

how did y’all get a wifi connection from 1348 A.D.

You can find weirdo, fringe politics of all kinds on tumblr but I never thought I would ever find apologists for the Albigensian Crusade on this website

sapphicdalliances:

skaterboynoah:

christycorr:

needlekind:

anoteinpink:

fourofthem:

au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home

#IM LAUGHIN #in the middle of it achilles throws a fit #”MAN IVE BEEN DJING FOR 3 HOURS YOU TOLD ME ID ONLY HAVE TO DO IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR” #”achilles cmon do menelaus a solid your djing is totally putting helen in the mood” #”FUCK YOU TOO AG” #he mopes upstairs to make out with his boyfriend #in the middle of a really quick’n’dirty handie someone bursts in the room all #”THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WE’RE OUT OF VODKA” #achilles is like FUCK OFF ASSHOLES I CANT PLAY BEER PONG BUT AS SOON AS YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GO ON A BOOZE RUN ITS ME. OF COURSE #patroclus is like ”well you are the fastest driver” ”I DONT CARE IM NOT GOING” #patroclus ”FINE then i’ll take your car dont be a baby” #5 minutes after patroclus is out the door achilles is like ”shit i fucked up” and catches a taxi to the liquor store #to meet up with patroclus #they drink the vodka and have sex in achilles’ car and forget all about the party

on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”

majestic-beard:

#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM

This was wild from start to finish.

#the chilliad

spice-ghouls:

outofcontexterikamoen:

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

beetledrink:

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

russiacore:

honestly women should collectively just disagree to argue with men because every “polite discussion” a man has ever initiated with me has shown me that this is merely a tool they use to uplift their own egos and express their narcissism. I wont elaborate because its tiring and literally every woman knows what im talking about, as women in discussion we serve as a tool for men to fill their egos. Eventhough we make equal (and more often much better) points and arguments, they scream over us with no place for us to scream back because then we have lost (an angry woman has lost but an angry man has the right to feel whatever hes feeling). Anyways i wish not to speak to a man ever again in my life and i will not elaborate, ever, thank you so much.