Category: Non classé
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.
extremely popular comedy: reduces my existence to a cheap punchline
me: i don’t like this
anti-sjs: first of all how dare you
anti-sjs: comedy is sacred and that’s why this is okay
me: makes joke about cis people
anti-sjs: first of all how dare you
fuck what anyone thinks real beauty is when sunlight falls onto a girls brown eyes and if you disagree your moms a hoe
i don’t “make characters”, i break myself into pieces and then give the pieces names
I know you’re joking but this is literally how several literary scholars and renowned authors say you SHOULD make characters
This !!!!! What??? This explains so much why all my ocs look the same??
don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.
I grew out of “I never text first” phase, since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone, you care about them more than your pride
Everyone needs to grow out of the “I never text first phase” sooner rather than later.
In friend groups there is always someone who is always initiating the conversation with everyone they know. It is utterly exhausting, and it leaves them feeling like the friendship would not continue if they weren’t putting in the effort. Do them a favor and start the conversation first for once. It means something.
