thatawkwardtinyperson:

derpaquarius96:

thatawkwardtinyperson:

You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.

You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.

You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.

You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.

Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.

They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.

You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.

You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.

This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out

^^^^^

mjalti:

seaflying-fliptuna:

enajcosta:

aviculor:

crystalquintessential:

mjalti:

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

amthsts:

lesbians and bi/pan women are so drawn to the cottagecore/naturecore/grandmacore aesthetic because in a society where women are expected to perform for men constantly and make themselves available to men, the fantasy of living with another woman in a home away from the patriarchal expectations and demands of normal society and a long break from the eyes of men who they’ve felt as slaves to their entire lives. in this essay i will

bitter-badfem-harpy:

candied-corpse:

taxloopholes:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

fun history fact: a common argument against women voting was ads with cats dressed up as suffrage activists next to signs reading “i demand a vote” etc, basically saying that if women can vote, who’s next, cats? 

wasn’t kidding

i think cats should vote

All they did was make suffragettes cute

I can’t believe this was supposed to be negative I would literally die for these suffragettes.

elodieunderglass:

turtlegiles:

elodieunderglass:

armyoflarkness:

gaysun:

gaysun:

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

His friends were a pig with anxiety, a donkey with chronic depression, a single mom kangaroo and her kid, a bossy obsessive control-freak rabbit, a tiger with ADHD, and a pompous but dyslexic owl, and he loves them and they love him. 

if it interests you, Pooh (whose formal name is Edward Bear) made his first appearance in a poem written in 1924, before A.A. Milne wrote the books. It’s rather sweet – a bouncy little kid’s poem that touches on the importance of representation, societal expectations vs. self confidence, changing fashions (!) and using positive role models. It’s about a teddy bear who worries about whether his body shape is okay, until he meets a handsome king who is fat. The bear decides that he is happy with his body.

https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/teddy-bear-by-aa-milne

You can’t just offhandedly say that Pooh’s real name is Edward Bear

forbidden Pooh lore

Edward Bear is the bear’s formal name – Teddy Bear is his nickname, since Teddy can be short for Edward. Christopher Robin then gave him a second name. He is called Pooh after a swan*, Winnie after an actual historical bear, and “ther” to apparently make it masculine.

Introduction to Winnie-the-Pooh (1926):

If you happen to have read another book about Christopher Robin, you may remember that he once had a swan (or the swan had Christopher Robin, I don’t know which), and that he used to call this swan Pooh. That was a long time ago, and when we said good-bye, we took the name with us, as we didn’t think the swan would want it any more. Well, when Edward Bear said that he would like an exciting name all to himself, Christopher Robin said at once, without stopping to think, that he was Winnie-the-Pooh. And he was. So, as I have explained the Pooh part, I will now explain the rest of it…

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“Winnie” comes from the historical bear, above. She was an orphaned female bear from Canada who was brought to England by a Canadian soldier who arrived to fight in World War 1. He named her “Winnipeg” after his home province. Winnipeg moved to the London Zoo, where she was famous and beloved, and Christopher Robin admired her very much as a boy.

Then you put it together, in Chapter 1:

Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind  Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only
way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn’t. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom,
and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh. 

When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, ‘But I thought he was a boy?’

 ‘So did I,” said Christopher Robin.

 ‘Then you can’t call him Winnie?’

 ‘I don’t.’

‘But you said – ’

“He’s Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don’t you know what “ther” means?” 

“Ah, yes, now I do,’ I said quickly; and I hope you do too, because it is all the explanation you are going to get. 

don’t you know what “ther” means

and that is why Edward Bear is called Winnie-the-Pooh. And people just don’t question it. It’s just accepted.


* As explained in “When We Were Very Young” :  “Christopher Robin, who feeds this swan in the mornings, has given him the name of ‘Pooh.’ This is a very fine name for a swan, because, if you call him and he doesn’t come (which is a thing swans are good at), then you can pretend that you were just saying ‘Pooh!’ to show him how little you wanted him.””