the reason us gays gotta come out of the closet is to make room for all the flannel we buy

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

Literally the only three things you need to know about Jane Austen

physticuffs:

scripturient-manipulator:

1. Her first major novel (Northanger Abbey) was written solely because she was so salty about how dramatic and cliche and formula Gothic novels were. You know what I mean. Every castle is foreboding. Every villain is awful but can’t bring himself to kill the heroine because she’s Too Pure. Every middle-aged female companion wants to do the heroine in. The heroine is Pure and Perfect and Is Good At Everything Young Women Should Be and recites quotes and/or the Bible whenever she’s in danger and that makes everything better. All butlers are evil. Jane Austen wrote a book specifically to go “THIS is how NORMAL people react to things!!!”

2. “She never changed her opinion about books or men”

3. “As a girl she wrote stories, including burlesques of popular romances” and you know what that means. Jane Austen started off writing smut fanfiction. If that’s not writing reassurement that you can be great no matter what you choose to write, I don’t know what is.

(Both quotes from the Penguin Classics version of Northanger Abbey)

i have ALWAYS been salty that nobody pays attention to Northanger Abbey and it gets ignored in favor of Pride & Prejudice. (P&P is good too but i liked NA at least as much and thought it was wayyy funnier overall.)

Northanger Abbey is so, so, so good!

whenwillitbegin:

I want a gf that lets me wear her clothes knowing full well I’m gonna steal them

whenwillitbegin:

I want a gf that lets me wear her clothes knowing full well I’m gonna steal them

there is information about mental illnesses and psychophobia in my uni! it debunks psychophobic myths. i feel suddenly so much better 🙂 hope this is the start of a deeper societal change!

violentwavesofemotion:

“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953

une-tres-lente-neige-de-cristal:

smelling a night

of crushed nettles

*

white memories

among the trees

*

down goes the child

up goes the moon

epicene-writings:

resurfacing death

– her intact portrait

or her stone hands –

with an embroidered net

of bile and words