epicene-street-light:

epicene-street-light:

epicene-street-light:

what ive hard learned thanks to my previous relationship: its not worth it. you’re just gonna exhaust yourself, give up on your own life, have your boundaries constantly disrespected (if youre lucky enough to have some in the first place). you cant have your own friends and are basically a sextoy. love is overrated lmao

also i never want to have sex ever again this shit is traumatizing and id like not to dissociate for days after to cope

i used to id as ace for a pretty long time and i think it would be a good thing to go back to it

im actively becoming some sort of stoicist like…. body? dont know her

thebootydiaries:

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can’t actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]

frogmp3:

frogmp3:

hi welcome to our weekly LGBT Queermmunity meeting. today we’re going to re-hash the difference between gray asexual and demisexual again! and then we’re going to let Aiden yell at you until you concede to renaming the group QPADTAH (Queers, Pansexuals, Asexuals, Demisexuals, Transsexual folx :), and H*mosexuals and bisexuals who are too stuck up to identify as pansexual)

next week’s meeting is “straight people in open relationships: are they oppressed and how much more oppressed are they compared to you” and if you disagree Aiden will vague tweet “yikes… i guess queer unity doesn’t matter to some of you” on his main and tweet “[your name] is low key queerphobic honestly all [your sexuality] people are like that so…” on his private