todaysbird:

i was at the ostrich exhibit at the zoo one time and a little boy yelled “TURKEY!!! MOM – A REALLY BIG TURKEY!!!” at the top of his lungs and it’s been about 8 years and i still havent stopped thinking about it

trillingconclusion:

Babies and College Students:

  • Ability to sleep anywhere
  • Random bouts of crying
  • Will try to eat almost anything
  • Enjoy watching cartoons
  • Known for their messiness
  • Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge
  • Irregular sleep schedules
  • Often served bland mushy foods