czkavka:

“‘Elite bilingualism’ – that is, bilingualism of the upper and middle classes – was typically presented as a positive phenomenon. This attitude is seen in the encouragement of bi- and multilingualism
among the children of the elite, and in European research on childhood bilingualism and second language learning (Epstein, 1915;
Pavlovitch, 1920; Ronjat, 1913). In contrast, bilingualism of immigrant and linguistic minority children was commonly associated with mental retardation, moral inferiority, split identity, and linguistic shortcomings.”

— Pavlenko, Aneta (2005) “Emotions and Multilingualism” (p.24)

ink-the-cryptid:

excalibelle:

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

ancient literature as onion headlines

patrickdiomedes:

the iliad: Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

the odyssey: Prodigal Asshole Returns

the aeneid: Man Who Thought He’d Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had

the satyricon: I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I’ll Fuck My Way Out

medea: Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who’s Winning Reports

the bacchae: Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being

iphigenia at aulis: Guests Forced To Pretend Wedding A Good Thing

agamemnon: Study Finds Expressing Anger In Unhealthy Ways Incredibly Satisfying

oedipus the king: True Courage Is Knowing You’re Wrong But Refusing To Admit It

herodotus’s histories: Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks

the poetry of catullus: Relationship Definitely Hurtling Toward Something

the ars amatoria: Man’s Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips

the speeches of cicero: Here Are All Of My Opinions

the epigrams of martial: Come On, Lighten Up, I’m Just Being A Total Asshole

onlinepunk:

onlinepunk:

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild