req’d by @warriorprose
aaahhh more for the collection
preganananat?????
Category: Non classé
i mean my mental breakdown was scheduled for 4:00 pm but yknow dURinG ClaSs IS fINE
A watermelon is 92 percent water. You are 75 percent water. 75 percent of you is 92 percent watermelon. Now, my cultists, what percentage of you is watermelon?
Not e-fucking-nough
You’re right.
Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit
i don’t particularly care for Pokemon Go but i’d literally die for any middle aged lady i see playing it
my feelings vs me
I’m still losing my shit over this 5 minutes later.
cool thing: Georges Perec wrote a whole book without the letter ‘e’, which is the most used vowel in french!
God sprinkling me with dumb bitch energy:
