good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing
omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:
he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)
Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants
“I’m talking to the lady of the land
She’s the last one
She’s the lonely one
I wish I could remember what she said
We’re talking about love
Toujours love
Non c’è più niente da fare
Non c’è più niente da fare
Resta solamente da fare
Quello che ti paresce
E a me mi paresce di scopare
E quindi allora scopo, scopo, scopo
E tutta la vita, scopo scopo…
