spotted on twitter

frenchy-french:

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i have watched four seasons of vikings in a few days i’m going crazy cutting my cheese with an axe while speaking scandinavian, hail to odin 


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i choked 


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during france 2′s news…. (right pic from astérix contre cléopâtre, classic movie)


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i’m very funny, i make myself laugh a lot

– thanks dude (merci mec) > you’re welcome bro


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rt to help a bro, he needs us

– romeo, last frog of its kind, is looking for its juliet

bae-in-maine:

fidnru:

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

Oh wow. Damn.