cloudstrifefursona:

Lesbians be like I’m a woman in theory. Relatively woman. Metaphorically woman.

liepard:

my fav straight over reactions are to posts where people literally take homophobic rhetoric and flip it (eg ‘being straight is vile and unnatural, but hate the sin not the sinner!’) that are supposed to highlight how ridiculous homophobia is and like. straight ppl completely miss the point and treat it as an attack . like yall the difference is you literally say these things and mean them and have the ability to enforce them we’re just trying to tell you its dumb. have a little bit of Perspective

dragontatoes:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

i don’t remember making this post

you made the claim and then you proved it

gayhaircut:

today I had a guy complain to me bc we only stocked free range eggs which was UNACCEPTABLE bc he wanted eggs SPECIFICALLY from CAGED hens which he could not choose to purchase in our Very Big Shop. I explained that we source eggs locally and ethically for the same price as caged and better quality bc like the company is against animal cruelty but he was still not happy. Like does this man just rly hate chickens . Probably

ierohero:

ierohero:

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

trickstersgambit:

bibarrybluejeans:

kelptalks:

plantcab:

kelptalks:

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

explain

stressed, broke, gay

Hate the catholic church

Rather be doing anything else but continuing out of spite

sunsipper: