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why cant men in academic spaces……. shut the fuck up

like there were literally four times more women than men in this class and they… just kept speaking……. like dude… shut up

the few women who talked had interesting takes that were relevant to the subject while the men just…… heard themselves talk………… repeating what the previous man had just said……… do men function like dogs who need to piss right where the previous dog had pissed to cancel its smell???? do you really HAVE to be the last one speaking????????? god shut up already!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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atztdyzuzhrzsudhz my uncle is showing his Alexa to my grandma……… saying “alexa play Mozart”…….. “alexa play jazz music”……….. i HAVE to resist the urge to yell it……… its so hard…….. why is fate tempting me………

I finally tried it but Alexa only speaks french.

This is so sad.

Me, yelling: “C’EST TROP TRISTE ALEXA JOUE DESPACITO”

My whole family, looking at me with concern while i literally collapse on the floor, screeching with laughter: um

roaches and i have a lot in common

  • trigger a strong instant disgust reaction in people who see them
  • sight puts people in frantic killing mode
  • eat junk
  • only liked by what normal people call “weirdos”
  • survive and get used to poisons that would be lethal to anything else & were intended to kill them
  • will probably survive the nuclear apocalypse
  • ugly