dragontatoes:

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

sir that’s my emotional support hyperfixation

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

8 pour Spotify !

“Village Green”, The Kinks! J’adore ce groupe haha

Merci Lila !!

calipornnia:

Delete this of the Internet

uncarnetmaisvirtuel:

You, a young adult living in the 21th century : i am insecure about my future. I feel like shit

Pliny the Younger, who lived in the 1st-2nd century : i started my career at 19 and now, in all honesty, as a grown-up man, i still do not understand what i am supposed to do. Or well, I do, but like, just a little, idk man

thoodleoo:

i’m reading seneca’s medea right now and honestly his medea is the most iconic character i’ve ever seen. she’s working on a plan to get back at her piece of shit husband jason for leaving her and she’s like “hm should i slaughter some people and destroy some stuff…nah i did that stuff when i was a little girl, i’m a wife and mother now so it’s time to bring in the big guns and make heaven itself tremble at me” like when will your girl ever

roaringstream:

I’ve been trying to leave Rome for a few weeks now, but all their roads have this weird design flaw

28!

it’s “Rhapsodie” by Marcel Grandjany (a harp piece)!

have a nice day friend!