since we’re having an impossible time coming up with a lesbian flag i think we should just say fuck it and decide to be non conventional by forgoing the flag entirely and declaring the pink necked fruit dove our official symbol/mascot or whatever
why? because =
birds = lesbians love em! pink = lesbians also love pink sometimes of course green = gender? i barely know her! white/black/grey on belly = lesbianism! its not all black and white pink head/green back/red toes = w. . watermelon
thanks
gonna start a physical fight w tumblr staff for flagging this post
“I only mix three rounds of wine for moderate men – one for health, which they drink first, a second one for love and enjoyment, and a third for sleep. Sensible visitors go home when this one is finished. The fourth round is out of control and is ruled by violence; the fifth one by commotion, the sixth by drunken rowdiness, the seventh one leads to black eyes. The eighth round belongs to the police, the ninth to nausea, and the tenth to craziness and hurling the furniture.”
— Euboulus, quoted in Athenaeus, Deipnosophistae 2.36b, trans. Lisa Nevett, Domestic Space in Classical Antiquity (2010), p. 43.
“wow dude how drunk were you last night?”
“omg dude you have no idea”
“really?”
“yeah i went all the way up to the “hurling the furniture” round of wine dude”
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle
Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
I hate this modern misogynistic narrative that is being pushed onto girls and being masked as feminism and girl power. if you’re telling girls to wear a face full of makeup, break boys’ hearts, and wear pink dresses, you’re not empowering girls, you’re pushing traditional feminine values onto them and telling them to adapt to the traits that patriarchy has been forcing them to accept. if you can’t handle girls who hate makeup and girls who don’t want to date boys and girls who are fat and have body hair and wrinkles and girls who are loud and masculine, you’re not supporting girls
medusa-avenging-squad 