real talk tho why are older people always angry for the most ridiculous shit?? like something relatively irritating but completely mundane and insignificant happens and theyre all like………….. Big Mad. why? chill
like my WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY trahtalked my grandma’s ex for years because he once ate too much cheese at a family dinner like… he just. cut himself a block of cheese that was Too Big for them… and they’ve been mad about this since 2011… saying things like “when you don’t have a proper education you don’t get to eat cheese!!!!!” “if you really want that much cheese at least you should have it in two settings!!!!!!!!!!” “it’s literally inhumane to cut oneself such a big block of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” like………….. C H I L L alright.
well now that i think about it it’s probably more of a “white french person” kind of thing because i know this girl my age who is constantly mad about how they use LED neons on the Champs-Élysées during christmas time and she’s like….. “i HATE LED LIGHTS i can’t see one WITHOUT WANTING TO PUKE i just CAN’T GO NEAR A LED LIGHT OR ILL DIE” so…
this is white european culture
sdgfrjhdgbfjhergfuzegzg OH GODS
Me and my father were shopping last year and a woman who was clearly occupied with her kids dropped something and didnt notice, so my father, instead of picking it up, points at it and tells her that she dropped it. She obviously didnt speak german very good so she just picks it up and looks at us (and she looked hella stressed) and leaves. He proceeded to rant about how “these people” never say thank you for 10 minutes.
had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
public transit
substance abuse
intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
fuck cops
bad memory
utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
never fucking going to the doctor
UTIs
everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
maturity at a young age
flannel
all of u are so surprised that every one of these r applicable….i can tell you exactly why each of them is a universal experience but i bet u can unpack this on ur own….think abt it
“everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves“ oh worm???
real talk tho why are older people always angry for the most ridiculous shit?? like something relatively irritating but completely mundane and insignificant happens and theyre all like………….. Big Mad. why? chill
like my WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY trahtalked my grandma’s ex for years because he once ate too much cheese at a family dinner like… he just. cut himself a block of cheese that was Too Big for them… and they’ve been mad about this since 2011… saying things like “when you don’t have a proper education you don’t get to eat cheese!!!!!” “if you really want that much cheese at least you should have it in two settings!!!!!!!!!!” “it’s literally inhumane to cut oneself such a big block of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” like………….. C H I L L alright.
well now that i think about it it’s probably more of a “white french person” kind of thing because i know this girl my age who is constantly mad about how they use LED neons on the Champs-Élysées during christmas time and she’s like….. “i HATE LED LIGHTS i can’t see one WITHOUT WANTING TO PUKE i just CAN’T GO NEAR A LED LIGHT OR ILL DIE” so…
real talk tho why are older people always angry for the most ridiculous shit?? like something relatively irritating but completely mundane and insignificant happens and theyre all like………….. Big Mad. why? chill
like my WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY trahtalked my grandma’s ex for years because he once ate too much cheese at a family dinner like… he just. cut himself a block of cheese that was Too Big for them… and they’ve been mad about this since 2011… saying things like “when you don’t have a proper education you don’t get to eat cheese!!!!!” “if you really want that much cheese at least you should have it in two settings!!!!!!!!!!” “it’s literally inhumane to cut oneself such a big block of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” like………….. C H I L L alright.
well now that i think about it it’s probably more of a “white french person” kind of thing because i know this girl my age who is constantly mad about how they use LED neons on the Champs-Élysées during christmas time and she’s like….. “i HATE LED LIGHTS i can’t see one WITHOUT WANTING TO PUKE i just CAN’T GO NEAR A LED LIGHT OR ILL DIE” so…
real talk tho why are older people always angry for the most ridiculous shit?? like something relatively irritating but completely mundane and insignificant happens and theyre all like………….. Big Mad. why? chill
like my WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY trashtalked my grandma’s ex for years because he once ate too much cheese at a family dinner like… he just. cut himself a block of cheese that was Too Big for them… and they’ve been mad about this since 2011… saying things like “when you don’t have a proper education you don’t get to eat cheese!!!!!” “if you really want that much cheese at least you should have it in two settings!!!!!!!!!!” “it’s literally inhumane to cut oneself such a big block of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” like………….. C H I L L alright.
real talk tho why are older people always angry for the most ridiculous shit?? like something relatively irritating but completely mundane and insignificant happens and theyre all like………….. Big Mad. why? chill
i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public
medusa-avenging-squad 