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i panicked and friendzoned a girl who really, like really for real wanted to have sex w me, on the ideal occasion, for no other reason that ive suddenly been overwhelmed by a wave of dread and felt super gross and predatory bc shes only ever had sex w men and felt like i was the typical bad dyke perverting nice sweet girls jhskhss yall i FRIENDZONED A HOOKUP im………. reaching lesbian disaster levels i didnt know even existed

now im listening to Damn (what must a woman do) by Chris(tine) and the Queens while drinking tea………………… a lesbian in their natural habitat