dandelionburdy:

vampireapologist:

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

This is the goddamn truth. If you think seagulls are anything short of vengeful demons, you haven’t lived near seagulls before.