angry-little-lesbian:

Talking to your lesbian friends like…

Me: so how is it going between you and X?

Her: oh well she sent me a text last night saying she would really like for us to go out together.

Me: oh cute!! When’s the date?

Her:… it’s not a date?

Me: wha… but… She asked you out…

Her: what? No I’m sure she means as friends.

Me: honey, she literally just asked you out

Her: the text says otherwise (reading) “Darling, you’re an amazing person and I really, really like you. What do you say about grabbing a bite somewhere sometime? ;)”

Me: HONEY THAY’S A CONFESSION!!!