simpleanddestructivechemistry:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

things i care about in a non-private bathroom: is there a fucking door on the cubicle or has someone kicked it off again, does the door close, is there a lock on the door, is there a seat on the toilet, is the seat covered in piss/pubes/shite, is the entire rest of the cubicle covered in piss/shite, is there toilet paper, is the toilet paper covered in piss, will i make it out of this bathroom alive, am i gonna die of food poisoning, is the ceiling dripping, is that a spider

things i do not give a flying fuck about in a bathroom: is the person in the next cubicle in possession of A Gender

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