okay i’ve been dying to spill this tea i had the most useless lesbian moment last night and i’m so mad at myself. I went out with a girl I had every intention of hooking up with, but i wasn’t sure if she was interested. By the end of the night she had invited me back to her place. Changed in front of my MULTIPLE TIMES. And kept talking about how fun it is to be naked and i just. Sat there on the bed making conversation and agreeing that it is fun until i had to catch a train home i can’t BELIEVE

whyarewewlwlikethat:

if you could see my face right now.

I had to close my eyes for a few seconds because I cannot believe your useless ass.

GIRL UNDERDRESSED LIKE 5 TIMES AND YOU WERE LIKE ay yee m8 let ur skin breathe das cool

2JXCT1JF1TJK1T1KK1C FOOL

yOU FOOL

YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON

@ anon dw i once got a girl i was SUPPOSED to hook up with in my bed & she talked about vegetables then put on a night mask and fell asleep in my arms,,,,,

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