epicene-street-light:

duygduygsjgs i just watched john mulaney’s show and that part about growing up catholic is so fucking true im WHEEZING

when i was like 8 i and all the other children were singing psaulms before mass and this man literally yelled at us that, and please be sure that im actually quoting that shit: “GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!! HE’S GOT SERAPH ARMIES DELIGHTING HIM WITH THE MOST ANGELIC MUSIC!!!!!! YOU’VE GOT TO SING LOUDER SO THAT YOUR PURE CHILDREN’S VOICES SHALL REACH THE EAR OF OUR ALL-MIGHTY LORD!!!! SING!!!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!” while having bloodshot eyes and spitting on us. catholics are wild, man