epicene-street-light:

i only know one (1) way to flirt with girls and it consists of sending them poetry about death

pretty sure im doing this whole dating stuff the wrong way

update: two of my other flirting skills include lending her my copy of The Straight Mind & listen to her talking about the way her gf treats her (who sounds like a super unstable person and leaves her hanging & walking on eggshells…) while doing my best to help her…………………………………………