real talk tho but small children (under 6) are so fucking funny……… hanging out w them is like being responsible for ur friend whos high af and completely smashed
i was babysitting this 4 yo kid while we waited for his mom to come home and he insisted we “took every his moneys out real quick to the store and buy a really little cheeses sandtwhitch” while walking & talking like the most drunk person ever
when i said no, that we had to wait for his mom and eat her dinner, he said “oh” like real sad and looked down then said 0.3 seconds later “then….. maybe a very little….. HAM sandwich” & then started to look for his piggybank that had literally 3 cents in it
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