greek epithet generator

nechrollomicon:

epicene-street-light:

graindedune:

thoodleoo:

ever wanted to know what your epithet would be if you were a character in greek mythology? now you can! you could be the next wine-dark sea, or maybe you’ll be unlucky and end up as the phallic gecko, because everything is possible in greek mythology

“Earth shaking distributer of booty”

why do those generators always expose me in the most violent ways 

Sweet spoken hero

I like it but why am I under the impression that those generators always expose me as the twink of the gang

@nechrollomicon so far ive been called a Nerdy Figure In The Darkness, a Regrettably French Person With A Dark Secret, and this so yea i think they read right through your soul

greek epithet generator