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walk in the green forest until you find two mating snakes. poke them with a stick and you shall change sex. good luck!

don’t worry, nonbinary friends – we have you covered too!

you just need to find a weird fountain, swim in it, and its water will make you truly androgynous! no need to bring a swimsuit – it works better when you’re naked!