silverhawk:

god i hate that “if u put a light bulb in ur mouth u wont be able to get it out uwuw!!!” factoid. i hate it so much. i had to replace a light bulb for one of my lamps & all i could think in my idiot brain was “i could fit this in my mouth. it’d fit. i’d break my teeth getting it out but i could fit this into my mouth.” i had to talk myself down from shoving a light bulb in my mouth. i hate the internet