This is a problem because he likes to sleep on my chest and I’m a big fan of being able to breathe.
Look at his cute face
I will agree with “Cute” but there are people in the notes calling him “Trustworthy” and “Wise” and I need you to know that this is an animal that:
Steals and eats straws, and when he couldn’t get the straw out of my thermos this morning, rage-batted it off the end table and broke it then
Came crying to me to be cuddled becuase there was a loud noise and now water everywhere.
He also tried to fight the postman through the window at 6 this morning, beating on the glass like a rabid chimpanzee and bellowing like an out of tune tsunami alarm. I had to retrive him in my underwear. The postman was very amused.