who the signs should date

bunvolio:

Aries: shia labeouf
Taurus: the ghost of their motivation
Gemini: john green
Cancer: bronies. all of them
Leo: their self
Virgo: anime tiddies
Libra: ????
Scorpio: a priest
Sagittarius: sonic
Capricorn: a suburban dad
Aquarius: pepe
Pisces: shrek