my name is Ham,
and wen a gost,
does myne uncle
most savgly roast,
i kno whut taske
now fals to me –
but fyrst to aske:be or not be?
my name’s Horatio,
and wen my friend,
haf killed the king
and met hys end,
newes from england
looks on thys payl –
i draw my breth.i tel his tayl.