hotcommunist:

marcsalmonds:

hotcommunist:

hotcommunist:

me: I don’t wanna raise my kid in a traditional nuclear family

what some of you hear: oh so your gonna just open the door and let it go free?? no family at all? you’re just gonna let it be raised by bears??? you’re gonna let a bear take your baby into the woods and sell it to a witch???? go fuck yourself

stop telling me bears make good fathers that was not the point okay so I’m gonna redact bears and say deer instead because yeah they’re cute and ethereal and shit, but they are dumb as fuck, and I once saw one startled by its own baby then run and get startled by a stationary branch, then just give up and lay down to presumably die

So you mean twinks then?

dylan, cut off your fingers.