transdamianhubbard:

romance languages except french are kind and friendly. they will pat you on the head and nicely explain all their grammatical rules. there are clear patterns and irregular verb conjugations are fairly easy to memorize. germanic languages and french are satan in linguistic form. learn this grammar rule. now learn these 17 very specific exceptions to that rule. these words are capitalized for no reason. this letter can be pronounced 28 different ways. learn them all. fuck you. no patterns. every verb is irregular. anarchy.