saltyoldgrandpa:

This week on Things I Found While Cleaning My Rat’s Cage:

• a d20
• 6 flower petals
• a half eaten waffle fry
• toilet paper
• a plastic fork
• an entire grocery bag
• a lighter
• my stuffed dinosaur’s left eye
• half of a shoelace
• a sock with several holes chewed into it
• three buttons, none of them matching
• a pair of earrings that I didn’t realize were missing 

Tune in next week when I clean her cage again and probably find the lost scrolls from the Library of Alexandria