My town has a hurricane coming in two days and I don’t even have a cute girl to cuddle. this is a hate crime -🐸

whyarewewlwlikethat:

uMMM????? ANON MAYBE LIKE EVACUATE AND DON’T THINK ABOUT CUDDLING GIRLS EOFBWPFHPWJS

hurricane: *about to wipe a town out*

wlws be like: Unfortunate. But you know what else is unfortunate? Me not having a girl to cuddle. Now that is a crime.