softbutchcowboy:

what straight men think i do: time for another day of hating men! [straps on my man hating Dyke Boots and my man hating Dyke Flannel and steals all their girlfriends] i hate men!

what i really do: time for another day of loving women! [straps on my woman loving Dyke Boots and my woman loving Dyke Flannel and smooches my girlfriend] also im fine with being friends with men if they’re cool but most of them are super irritating and bring it on themselves so i say i hate men bc its easier than saying i hate toxic and fragile masculinity and homophobia