the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

htjmfisherman:

courtingcatholicism:

dangerousyako:

some catholic memes:

• how many nuns can you fit in a car
• pyromaniac altar children
• discourse abt whether screaming babies should
  be taken outside

  or be allowed to stay at mass

• the heating of the church is broken again
• how many crosses is too many to have in your house
• saying “Christ suffered for us” when you have to tolerate minor inconveniences
• saying “Christ suffered for us”

  as an excuse to not go to the doctor

• saying “Christ suffered for us”

  when you have to listen to someone sing terribly

• priests are always down to eat and drink
• acting surprised when mass starts on time

I was 100% a pyromaniac altar child

I’d like to add these for consideration

• Following along with the lector in the misselet and they mispronounce a word and people glance nervously at each other
• applauding the works of a mere mortal human during the most sacred mass Discourse
• “I’m dealing with (a problem).” “You should ask (saint whose patronage relates to said problem) for intercession!”
• People who either really love or are really afraid of confession
• That one priest in the dioscese who swears a lot
• Is Daredevil a good representation of a practicing Catholic Discourse
• Dragging Martin Luther
• Nodding in agreement when you see a bumper sticker on a car that has a picture of the Eucharist and says “I believe”
• Inexplicably liking Tolkien
• “Christ suffered for you” -every Catholic mother at somepoint
• Your parents either being very thrilled or very terrified when you announce your call to religious life
• Is Consecrated Single Life a real vocation Discourse (hint it is)
• Holding back around your Protestant friends
• spitting meat out of your mouth on fridays during lent

• 40+ y/o moms who get SUPER into doing readings
• Sneaking off to the cry room because it’s 8 in the damn morning and you just wanna lay down on one of those scratchy couches
• Being constantly terrified of missing your cue as an alter server because you have ADHD
• I n c e n s e
• Secretly hoping your church got the cheep, sweet wine
• Parents who hate Harry Potter and constantly try to convince you that CS Lewis’s works are better
• Trying to think of things to confess
• Alter servers passing out during Stations of the Cross
• Constantly trying to bend the meat rule during lent
• Church cloths (every queer child’s nightmare)