Before I knew I was a big honking lesbean I hooked up with this athlete guy who had his student flat empty. He was giving me (fairly good for a dude I guess) head, when suddenly this other dude bursts in with a pizza and a copy of a fast and furious movie. I don’t know which movie.
Anyway I holler and snap my legs shut, clocking athlete dude in the face. Suddenly there’s blood. Why is there blood why is there blood why is there bloo- I’d hit his nose with the most bony bit of my knee. His nose is broken or at least fractured. I’m trying to make sure he’s okay but also have one hand over my p*ssy so it doesn’t go great. Weird moment where he asks “is it bad?” and I don’t know how to word how bad it is so I go “you’re still a handsome boy haha but yeah you need a&e” or words to that effect.
His wee pal who came back early to surprise him is just frozen during the 20 seconds of chaos like:
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