thoodleoo:

yknow i was taught, like many people, that ancient western philosophers in greece and rome were some of the greatest thinkers to ever live, but between the pre-socratics thinking that the entire universe is water or fire or whatever, plato describing the reasons why he believes that the universe doesn’t poop, and diogenes “behold a man” of sinope, i’m pretty sure they were actually just the most advanced shitposters to walk this planet