the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Hamlet: Embarrassing scar stories, go!

Ophelia: I once dropped my curling iron on my leg and burned it.

Horatio: I burned my tongue while drinking tea!

Guildenstern: See this scar on my upper arm? It’s from when Ros dug his nails into me really hard during sex!

Rosencrantz: Mhm, well you gave me THIS scar on MY arm while clinging to me during a sad movie!

Laertes: I have a piece of graphite in my hand from when I accidentally stabbed myself there in first grade.

Horatio: What about you, my lord?

Hamlet: I have EMOTIONAL scars.