chubbychummy:

At lunchtime folks were complaining about like – the second they try to speak in English, they get ID’d as French

Like no matter how much effort they put ‘Hello – how are you’ immediately they get like a ‘Oh! I love the French!!’

“It’s not even like ‘You guys wouldn’t happen to be French, would you?’ Not even a question mark. They are just sure of it.”

“You know one of my friends and I were trying to buy some clothes and so they asked what size I was and I said a single word and they responded ‘Oh I’ve been to France once!’ like no fucking hesitation. You just have this feeling that you have a stamp on your forehead. Like you’re branded with the blue, white, red.”