zanabism:

liberals in 2040: hi im ben and i identify as a preventative foreign interventionist

me: hey man im–wait what? 

ben: a preventative foreign interventionist? that’s my identity 

me: what is that 

ben: i invade foreign nations with anti-American sentiments to prevent them from flourishing

me: ben that’s like really terrible dude

ben: wow. i… i really thought we’d passed this era of judgment, hatred and persecution of imperialist minorities?? this is a fucking hate crime