still-not-a-cat:

thetimelordofthebooks:

wtfneptune:

still-not-a-cat:

Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:

In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.

And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.

You’re the hero we need, yet don’t deserve

Legit just saw this on pinterest.

Did they credit me???