sassy-spocko:

usbdongle:

this has happened to me a few times as a kid but the only time I distinctly remember being asked out as a joke, the dude comes up to me from his friend group (we are probably 12 at this point) and is like “do you wanna go out” and I was like “what” and he was like “do you want to go out with me” and I put my books in my locker and I look at him and I go “……no?” because I genuinely didn’t and his shit eating grin falters and he goes “it was a joke” and I was like “okay” and he goes back to his friends and I can see them all waiting for the punchline but instead he came back more confused than me, which is hilarious, because im sure he was expecting me, the fat nerd, to be like “of COURSE I would LOVE TO” but instead I was like “why on earth.,..?”. it probably hurt his ego more than mine. fantastic

In 5th grade we were on a skiing trip with school for a week and as I was waiting in line for dinner a group of girls was giggling and told me this guy had something to say to me. He asked me out and I was like “okay there is no way this isn’t a joke” and I was like “what, are you crazy?” And then I was laughing so hard I had to leave the line and go to my table because wtf

it happened to me all the time too. once a guy came to me (i was like 11) and, giggling, asked me out. i just stared at him with utmost contempt & disgust until he stopped grinning and went back to his friends.