If you ever find yourself saying “it’s not pedophilia, technically it would be hebephilia!” then chances are that you are a nasty gremlin arguing a trash opinion.
By extension: If you ever say anything along the lines of “Technically it’s not <insert disgusting thing>” then chances are it absolutely is and that you are a nasty gremlin.
Including, but not limited to, pedophilia, incest and rape.
Mmm, yes, good additions.